Not much has been going on lately.
I finally got to see Lewis Black’s HBO special. I think that guy has the best delivery in stand up comedy today. The way he shakes his head at an unbelievable moment, points his finger at the camera. Not only points his finger but wiggles it to make his point even stronger. His material is great too but his delivery is what makes me tear up with laughter.
Well today was a fun day. I got to play with the new my new wi fi laptop. Of course I first hooked up the cables backwards and got all pissy that nothing ever works out easily for me. Some days I’m just about as smart as a box of hammers. Is that supposed to be bag of hammers or a box? What’s the easiest way to transport a multitude of hammers? 
I watched The Return of the King last night and one of the guys made a comment when the scene where Aragorn asks Gandalf if there was any word on Frodo. He asked, “How are they supposed to get word from Frodo? Is there an embedded reporter with them?” I thought that was pretty funny.
Anywho, I broke down and bought Bubba Ho-Tep but I still haven’t gotten the time to watch more than the intro. I hope that Bruce Campbell lights it up as Elvis like I know he should.
Christopher Walken should have been invited to the
football game last weekend. The team gave hundreds of cowbells to their fans
before the game to disrupt the other team, he could have led the fans. It’s too
bad that the league fined them $20,000 they must have never seen SNL.
Is it just me but if you put your kid in this product
aren’t you calling your kid sperm?
Ladies, if you want to see a lot of swim suited college aged
guys in a really bad sci-fi movie pick up Leeches. Now I know how used women must
feel with just about every other movie. Every two minutes there was a shot of a
nearly dressed guy up on screen, but if that were it I would have been able to
manage. Many of the shots of these guys’ bodies were in slow motion, ugh.
The director realized they didn’t have enough of a plot for
a movie so they had to stretch things out as much as possible. I think this director
went to the Six Million Dollar Man school of filmmaking, you know how at least
8 minutes of that show was in slow motion when he was using his ‘powers’.
All in all it was a fun movie to mock which is all I
was watching it for. The mid sized killer leeches were the best
I’m so glad to see that my co-workers and I aren’t the only
dorks that sit around and talk about who would win in a fight between comic
book heroes. There is a guy at work that insists Wolverine could smoke ANY
superhero by lopping their head off. I can’t wait to show him this page here.
There are several things I like about summer. One of them is
that there is much less new TV on. Now hold on before you get all crazy with, “Whatever
do you mean?!”
I’ve turned into the quintessential couch potato, and now
with the age of TIVO it has gotten worse. Now that there is less original
programming on I’ll be able to go out and do something with my life.
Of course what I usually do during the summer is catch up on
my movie watching and sign back up with Netflix. Another of my passions is
watching B movies and wallowing in their crapulence. I miss MST3K and what
makes that worse is that I just got turned on to it the last few years it was
in reruns.
Sex education classes at this school have the kids watching
Three Stooges and coloring.
So what possible part of The Three Stooges is appropriate
for sex ed class? Unless it was part of a how not to get sex, sex ed class. They had them coloring too, how
young are kids getting sex ed in school these days? How many different flesh
colors are there in a 64 pack of crayons anyways?
I wonder what kind of skit (Yes I said skit, watch your dirty mouth) the boys from Monty Python could
have done with this...
Now I would like to take a minute out for an announcement
for the ladies out there.
If you wear pants with something written on the ass of the
pants, don’t get upset if you catch us reading what is written there!
That is all.
This is a pic I took at the World Series of Poker. This is the first first day. Sam Farha is in the white jacket and two seats to his right is John Juanda<sp>. I'm sure I should know the names of others at this table but...
I thought this was a good picture since it shows all the background stuff that was going on with the ESPN camera in the right foreground and the monitors on the upper left. Being there was extremely cool.
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