June 10, 2004

• Ladies, if you want to see a lot of swim suited college aged
  guys in a really bad sci-fi movie pick up Leeches. Now I know how used women must
  feel with just about every other movie. Every two minutes there was a shot of a
  nearly dressed guy up on screen, but if that were it I would have been able to
  manage. Many of the shots of these guys’ bodies were in slow motion, ugh.

  The director realized they didn’t have enough of a plot for
  a movie so they had to stretch things out as much as possible. I think this director
  went to the Six Million Dollar Man school of filmmaking, you know how at least
  8 minutes of that show was in slow motion when he was using his ‘powers’.

  All in all it was a fun movie to mock which is all I
  was watching it for. The mid sized killer leeches were the best

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