July 10, 2004
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Today’s tip of the day is brought to us by “Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter” If you think a village is being terrorized by a vampire, simply bury dead toads in a circle around the area and you’ll know for sure because vampires bring dead toads back to life. Sounds like an infomercial, “Did your childs frog meet an untimely demise and you don’t want your little boy to cry, well simply call 1-866- VAMPIRE and one of our specialists will be out to your house at nightfall and revive your warted pet. Call now and we’ll throw in our special blood reduction, erra blood pressure reduction service, all for just $19.95”
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